创意的英文名

時限篇
Judy Fan (早D返), Andy Fan (晏D返), Jack Cheung ( 即將), Judy Heung (早D香),Trendy Lam(趁地稔)

食物篇
Albert Yip (牛柏葉), Barbie Kiu (Barbecue), Rita Lai (維他奶), Frankie Tong(蕃茄湯), Jeffrey Tong (豬肺湯)Pinky Lam (冰淇淋), Mic Kong (米缸)

攪笑篇
Samuel Lam(性無能). Ben Chu (笨豬), Ben Chow (賓周), Paul Chu (破 處),Paul　Chan (破產 ), Annie Mo(Animal)我個同學真係用呢個名,DanielWu (訂尿壺), Joe Yeung(遭殃).

地點／家居篇
Marble To(馬寶道), Suky Wan (筲箕灣), Polly Cheung (玻璃窗), June Cheung(磚牆)

事先張揚篇
Billy Chun (比你蠢), Billy Chow (比你醜), Ken Lau (簡陋), Ivy Yan (矮肥人),Ken Chan (驚青 ), Brain To(不仁道)

怨天尤人篇
Mick Tso (咪嘈), Daisy Hui (打死佢), Peter Siu ( 俾得少), Ida Chan (捱得慘),Molly Yau (冇理由), Joe Ko (糟糕)

Types of Flower [Personality Analysis]

这是关于出生日期与年份的 Personality Analysis[Click Here]。我是[樱花],很准哦~

Why are Star Employees Hard to Keep

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The Meaning of ABCDEFG

White Rabbit Candy pulled from Stores

[July 17th, 2007 ]
'White Rabbit' candy, 3 Chinese products laced with formalin

The Bureau of Food and Drugs (BFAD) on Tuesday ordered the pullout of four Chinese products from the market after testing positive for formalin.

Deputy Director Joshua Ramos said distributors of the White Rabbit creamy candy, Milk Candy, Bairong grape biscuits and Yong Kang Foods Grape Biscuit had been given 15 to 30 days to pull out their products. Ramos said BFAD tests discovered that the four products contained formaldehyde or formalin.

He also advised consumers of the products to call BFAD's hotline 842-5606 to report if they are feeling sick after eating any of the products. Ramos clarified that BFAD has no police powers to force the distributors to pull out the products from the market. He said letters will Take a pledge to help raise awareness about young worker safety. Visit http://www.raiseyourhand.com/

The LOGIC works in the world

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Moral : Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything , If your attitude is positive.

Don't work too hard

11种值得女生交往的男生

第一种，他懂得尊重你

他对你的爱比要求多，他对自己有主见，对你则不会太有主见。他尊重你作出的各种人生选择，鼓励你发展自己专长。

第二种，他的追求很有诚意

他不属于你十分喜欢的异性类型，但是他追你追得很 有诚意，而且你喜欢的类型，交往再多都是失败的例子。他们有你前任男友的优点，但也没有你前任男友的缺点，而且他有的优点，很多人都没有。

第三种，他对你嘘寒问暖 关爱体贴

他们已经很熟悉，虽然没有了热恋的心跳感觉，但它确实比任何人都关心你，在你苦恼的事，他永远站在你这边，耐心倾听你到苦水；他记得你提过的朋友名字；你扣可是她轻轻递上香茶......这些都无声地传达他真心喜欢你的信息。

第四种，你的家人朋友欣赏他

长辈们经风历雨阅人无数，眼睛自然比你毒。你对他很挑剔，但他却很能够赢得你朋友，家人的欣赏。他懂得让每个人心情舒畅，懂得给人安全感。从性格上说，他不是一个非常易变的人，不会让人觉得很难把握和相处。

第五种， 他提很多对你有益处的要求

他对你要求很多，但是都很合情合理，而且这些要求对你有好无坏。这样的男友是真心爱护你的。

第六种， 他胸襟开阔，宽容忍让

两人发生争执，通常是他最先让步。他懂得如何表达自己，并耐心听你说话，如果你是对的，他能够承认错误；即使你不对，他也愿意原谅你。有话可以好好讲，不会动不动就拉下脸来，送你一脸的表情暴力。也不会为一点小事发脾气或赌气，自虐虐人。

第七种，他喜欢小动物，善待你的宠物 通常这样的人都有一颗爱心。你可以从他对待宠物的方式了解他的待人接物。对动物有爱心的男人，也一定会照顾好自己的家人和伴侣。而一个会在路上踢打流浪猫狗的男人，都有暴虐的天性。

第八种，他有自己的爱好，有运动的习惯 有某种运动爱好的男子，较容易找到情绪的出口，不会没事找事的折磨你，和一个心中有热情的男人在一起时，日子就会充满乐趣。一个能在生活中找到自己爱好的那人一定会给人生机勃勃的感觉。

第九种， 他对感情无怨无悔

一个男人一辈子注定会有多少次恋爱，他在不断的实践中获得经验让自己完善起来。“专一”的定义并非是他只能一生爱一人，而是每爱一个人的时候他都一心一意。如果他曾经有过刻骨铭心的感情经历，并为此真心付出过，那么至少可以证明他是个深情，敢于承诺的男人。一个愿意为感情破裂分担部分责任的男人。

第十种， 向他倾诉是安全的

他能开诚布公地与你沟通，他懂得倾听，知道什么时候该说话，什么时候该闭嘴。你不会害怕对他表达，当你和他分享自己的感受与思想时，能觉得安全。良好沟通的基础是信任，在他面前，你确信不会因为表达内心深层想法而遭受到嘲笑或伤害。这就叫安全感。

第十一种， 不会因为朋友而忽略你

他有正常的社交圈，有彼此信赖的好朋友，也重视他们，但他不会为了朋友而把你晾在一边。他能够独立思考和行动，而非唯朋友是从。并且，不需要你耳提面命，他就能清楚掌握女朋友与异性朋友的分界.

給天下女人沈思

結婚並非人生的依靠，而是另一個人生的開始，好與壞在於自己。

給天下女人沈思 寫的真的太精采了

如果你老公很上進，妳要趕快跟上，否則會被他嫌棄。
如果你的老公很上進又進取，妳要趕快加油，否則會被他淘汰。
如果你的老公很頹廢，妳要自立又自強，否則會被他拖累。
如果你的小孩很聰明，妳要趕快學習，否則會被瞧不起。
如果你的孩子很遲鈍，妳要趕快成功，因為妳要照顧他一輩子。

無知的愛是傷害，無知的消費是浪費。

女人一成不變，男人一定會變。
要做千面女人，不要做鉛面女人。

女人要有三麗：美麗＋能力＋魅力。
不要當三瓶女人：花瓶， 醋瓶，藥瓶。
女人有三美：形象美，語言美，心靈美。
千萬別做 ~~三心女人，在家裡放心，想起來傷心，看起來噁心。
三轉女人：圍著鍋台轉 ，圍著先生轉，圍著孩子轉。

女人要有四立：思想獨立，能力獨力，交通獨立，經濟獨立。

女人要美的自然，而絕不是自然就是美。漂亮美人像寶

在日本十分流行的小测试（很准的）

凭出生日期的数字测出内在性格和潜在力量的测验，看似不可思议，但近来在日本十分流行，而且被测者都发现能找到准确而奇妙的答案，不信？玩过就知。 　　

玩法：请从你出生年、月、日中，找出不同的数字。例如： 1978年12月9日，就有(2个1)(1个2)(1 个7)(1个8)和(2个9)，然后请参阅下文，就会知道你的感情表达能力、思维能力、失恋治疗能力等内在玄妙了。

(1)代表感情表达能力 　　

(1个1)：你属于固执而不懂表达感情的人，故经常暗恋人。由于你都算理智，甚少被情所伤。　　
(2个1)：你善于表达感情，面对心仪对象，往往能大胆示爱。由于你喜怒形于色，恋爱过程亦见顺利。　　 　
(3个1)：你不易透露心底秘密，往往经过深思熟虑，才会将事情告知他人，所以做你的情人要有十足耐性。　　
(4个1)：你十分敏感，情绪起伏不定，毫不掩饰自己的喜怒哀乐，容易意志消沉，需要情人不时地鼓励。
(5个1)：你极度情绪化，容易伤害别人，作为你的情人，一定要对你耐心关怀，才能彼此沟通无阻。

(2)代表直觉度

(1个2)：你懂得顾及别人的感受，善于洞悉别人的想法，是一个可靠的朋友和情人。
(2个2)：你善解人意，乐于助人，爱付出。对于异性来说，你的细心体贴甚具吸引力。
(3个2或以上)：你的直觉一般，幸好反应能力强。你喜欢多姿多彩的生活，对神秘的爱情也心向往之。

(3)代表思维能力和想象力 　　

(1个3)：超强的想象力令你能散发独特的魅力，而你同时向往浪漫而甜蜜的恋爱。 　　
(2个3)：言行常超出常规，常胡思乱想。与爱侣相处时，经常云游太虚，令对方觉得无趣。 　　
(3个3或以上)：你智商很高，思维清晰，无法忍受单调的生活，若没机会发挥才能，会变得精神紧张。

(4) 代表行动力 　　

(1个4)：热情澎湃，言出必行，自信十足，你会大胆表露内心感情，性欲亦旺盛。 　　
(2 个4或以上)：做人缺乏自信心，对于爱侣忠心耿耿。不会有越轨的念头，亦期望另一半对你专心不二。

(5)代表意志坚定度 　
　
(1个5)：思想单纯，即使情人见异思迁，你亦不会放弃，希望有守得云开见月明的一日。 　　
(2个5) ：你的意志并不坚定，容易半途而废，往往事倍功半，想好好发挥才能，最好将精力放在创意活动上。 　　
(3 个5或以上)：内心有着无法克制的热情，做事冲动，决不会改变自己决定的事情，还要另一半听你指示

(6)代表自我价值
　　
(1 个6)：你天性敏感，喜欢被别人欣赏，只有这样，你才能感受到自己存在的价值。 　　
(2个6) ：你多愁善感，缺乏自信，伴侣对你的爱护，是你发挥才能的推动力。 　　
(3 个6或以上)：你有绝对的自信心，为了令自己与众不同，永远全力以赴，喜欢出风头。

(7)代表失恋治疗能力 　　

(1 个7)：谈恋爱时，你会为对方周全考虑，失恋治疗能力亦强，对人欢笑，背人垂泪。 　　
(2个7)：由于你每次恋爱都很投入，故失恋时，往往伤得很深，需要向别人倾诉，才能解开郁结。 　　
(3个7或以上)：你不易爱上人，但一旦恋爱，会是十分专情的情人。如果被抛弃，你会对曾经的一切念念不忘。

(8)代表智力和逻辑性 　　

(1 个8)：你智力一般，但逻辑性强，做事喜欢循序渐进，不喜欢预期以外的变化。
(2个8或以上)：你聪明独立，表达能力强，有决断能力，有领导才华，做事往往得心应手。

(9)代表体贴度 　　

(1 个9)：你尝试理解别人对感情的渴求，然后尽量配合。
(2个9或以上)：无论智力或精力，你都非常旺盛，但缺点是经常沉醉于自己的想法中，令情人觉得你难以捉摸。

(0)代表精神力量 　　

(1个0) ：你一生的时间和精神力量，均被情人及朋友瓜分，紧记要在友情和爱情之间找出一个平衡点。 　　
(2个0或以上)：你的自我精神极强，在逆境时往往能看出事情的真相，甚少作出错误决定 看看你是怎样的呢？

Ah Kau's story

A Simple story, a simple learning..........are you ready for simpler lifestyle?

Ah Kau is a guy who sells newspaper every morning next to your apartment, and you are one of his daily regular customers. Before dashing off to your office every day, you will go to his small stall and buy The Star newspaper. Wearing a newly pressed shirt, a tie, and a pair of Clarks shoes, you grab a copy of The Star, pay RM1.20 and exchange smiles with Ah Kau and greet him.

"Apa macam Ah Kau ini hari? Bisnes ada baik?"The normal greeting like you do every day.

Yes, Ah Kau doesn't speak English. He speaks Chinese and knows a little bit of Malay. He speaks a little bit of Malay but with a very thick Chinese accent.

"Biasa saja! ini bisnes aa, kadang kadang baik, kadang-kadang tada untung." "Biasalah hidup. Kadang kadang ok, kadang kadang tak ok." You give Ah Kau a pat on the back.

You smile and walk away and get into your car. You start the engine and start driving to your office, a multinational semiconductor company located in a premier industrial area. You are a young and promising finance executive and the future looks bright for you.A year goes by and things look pretty good on the track. You decide to marry your fiance and have your new wife moves in to your place. Both of you feel happy because you can save more money as the two of you will be sharing one apartment and can live as one.

Ah Kau is still selling the newspaper as usual. Sometimes in the morning your wife gets the newspaper from Ah Kau instead of you.A year later a child comes along, and you decide to buy and move into a newly developed condominium just across the street. This place is bigger so it will be perfectly fit for the 3 of you. But since both of you are working, you decide to get a maid to take of the household and your kid.

By this time you're offered a managerial job from another multinational; the remuneration package offered is much better in terms of the pay, contractual bonus, medical benefits, ESOS scheme and a few others which make it impossible for you to decline. So you join this company happily. You get busier. You realize that you spend less and less time with your family. When your department is busy preparing for the next audit, your working hours become more and more ridiculous. Any internal issues arising in the office means you'll be stuck in the office until 8 or 9 pm.

Sometimes, during the weekend, you'll spend your time in your office, buried under paper works and documentation's, instead of taking your family for a walk in the park. One morning, on your way to get your copy of The Star, you realized that Ah Kau is no longer in his stall. So is his rundown motorbike. Instead, there's another young Chinese guy at the stall."What happen to Ah Kau?" You ask out of curiosity.

"Oh, he is still around, but he is no longer taking care of this stall as he has opened up a new grocery shop down town. I am running this newspaper stall for him.""Ok." you smile.

You feel happy for Ah Kau. At last he manages to improve his life. Your normal life continues. A year passes by and at the end of your company's fiscal year, you're rewarded for your effort with a 5 months bonus pay-out by your employer. Wow. Now that is a very handsome reward. You feel your effort has been equally compensated. To celebrate, you decide that it's time to trade your 5-year old Proton Wira to the latest Honda Accord model.

It won't be much a problem to you to get a loan scheme from the bank as your pay slip will provide you an easy gateway to access financial help from any bank. One day, the hardest reality of life hits you right on the face. The company that you've been working for years announces that they're moving their business to China for cost and competitive reason and has asked you to find a job somewhere else.

"What?" You scream out cold. "I got a lot of liabilities on the card! Who's gonna pay for my mortgage? My car? My credit card? My gym fees? My bills?" You yell like there's no way out.

This is the first time you feel let down by your own employer. All your hard work seem to go up on the smoke. You feel sick. You now hate your company. On the way home, you stopped by at a mamak restaurant for a cup of teh tarik while pondering about your future. Alone. Suddenly you saw this new, shiny BMW 3 series being parked nearby. And to your surprise, it was Ah Kau. Yes, Ah Kau who used to sell newspapers nearby your old apartment.

"What happened to old Ah Kau?" You whisper to your self. Ah Kau still recognizes you, and sit next to you, and shared his story.To make it short, Ah Kau had accumulated his money from selling newspapers to open more stalls, one after another.

Every new stall is run by his workers so that he focused on opening more and more stalls, which in turn give him more and more money. Over the years, he had accumulated enough cash to open up new grocery store while at the same time buying more assets to grow his wealth. And his current wealth and success is achieved without any loan or financial help from banks and other financial institutions. There you go. That's the story.

While Ah Kau is set to become financially free, you're back to where you're started before. Ground Zero.Before leaving, Ah Kau gives you a familiar quote," Biasalah hidup. Kadang-kadang ok, kadang kadang tak ok."He gives you a pat on the back and walks away.In reality, if you're observant enough, there are a lot of Ah Kaus out there, that you will see every day and every where you go. The names are different, but inside them is every character of Ah Kau. They might be Uncle Dorai, Ah Chong, Pak Abu, Makcik Gemuk, Pak Man nasi lemak or others.

They look to be struggling on the surface, but if you look carefully and compare with you life, many of them are living with little or no liabilities. They ride an old kapcai bike. They live in an old rundown house. They don't have credit card to swipe. They wear a 10-year old shirt and short. No new, shiny Toyota Harrier. In short, their living means are far below than yours. But what you don't realize is that many of them can save more money than yours, and over the years generate enough money to expand their business, or invest in properties. Their asset columns are much thicker than that of yours.

So the next time you see Ah Kaus, never look down on them, and never under estimate them. Or else you're up for a harsh reality lesson.